WTF: What the Facebook?

Facebook is a weird place… Facebook marketplace is an even weirder place. My favorite nap time hobby, besides staring a wall in silence, is texting weird things I find on marketplace to Danielle. However some of these absolute gems need to be shared…

So today’s installment of WTF is all about gifting. After all, it is December. Why go to a nice clean store when you can buy creepy old junk from strangers in a McDonald’s parking lot?!?

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“Trust me, its looks EXACTLY like the drawing on this small ripped piece of paper”

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Nothing says romance quite like a used bottle of massage oil.

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Christmas tetanus shots! Everyones favorite!

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Call me crazy but I think i can DIY a doll that cries nail polish myself for cheaper….

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Don’t teachers have it bad enough?

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Nothing more adorable than a Santa that looks like he’s about to move his burlap bag and expose himself to strangers on the bus.

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How many conversations have you had that started with a lightbulb? Seriously… I’ll wait while you think.

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“I love incomplete dish sets!”- said no one ever.

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‘On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me…. pink eye’

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$100 seems too low…is this a trick?

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Screw ‘Hachimals’ and get your kids a sheep!

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If you try to put this in my tree I’m gonna hurt you so bad.

 

Kelsey

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